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ozzyosborntodie:

when the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades

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darrynek:

BREAKING NEWS CEO of Duracell charged with battery

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orangewave:

it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not